Looking for a snake big enough to swallow me

I'm looking for a snake owner somewhere near me that would like to feed me to their snake hmu with some replies. I live in NL (near as in up to and around us and Canada)
Asked Nov 06, 2017
[email protected], I'm looking to be eaten by a snake, help me out
Try Jesus
I'm 5 foot 7, and a skinny, 97 pound 14 year old. I don't care how it has to happen as long as it does, as long as I get eaten by a snake. I understand the risks, and while I would prefer to get out alive, it probably won't happen. I live in bethel, connecticut, and email me at [email protected] if you can help. I will pay you back in any way possible, money, possessions, sex, anything if you can make this happen.
Answered Dec 07, 2017
I don't know where else to look. If I did I'd look to help you because you're considering to help me with getting myself eaten.
Answered Jan 01, 2018
Hello, I am 14 male and I have a pet 19-foot reticulated python. I would be willing to have it eat someone, email me at [email protected]
Answered Jan 08, 2018
You email doesn't exist
yeah I deleted it my snake died :(
Darn I would have let it eat me
yeah I really wanted to see it eat someone too
Wish I would have known sooner
Yeah, get in touch if you have a snake and come across here, I'm looking to be snake chow too.

[email protected]

(Hey Riley.)
Answered Feb 24, 2018

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