How come no one on this site gives me advice?

I have a few questions plz help.

I just answered your question.
I'd like to say to you that, your questions are some times a little confusing and also long. So just try to state them as clearly and precisely as possible.
Also, you could vote people up by clicking on the up arrow on the left side of their answers. It would encourage them. :)

Its funny how noone answered this

It happened to me when I just joined the site a month ago. Try asking questions on a different website as well - Yahoo Answers is great as well and you usually get answers very quickly!