Anyone else get that feeling.?

Anyone else get that feeling where you feel that a duck is just staring at you? You know like peaking through your window...or...hiding in your cupboard ready to jump out...or...following you down the street...or...disguised as a tree...or...hiding behind a newspaper on the local park bench? So...is it just me?
P.s. is it weird that even though I have this feeling I reaaaally want a pet duck? Like seriously seriously want one!! As much as I want to eat some chocolate carrots right now!...which is a looooott!!!

Yes all ducks are evil and want to take over the world!