English Homework: I need a topic to write my original satire on

I need to write an original satire in class and I need to know what my topic will be by tomorrow so if anyone has any ideas thanks! (ps being one of the few democrats in my catholic high school political satire probably isn't the best idea!)

Your best/stupidest friend?

Try watching youtube clips of comedians and get some inspirations from there. You could try doing alternatives of Henry VIII's private speeches with his servants and advisors. Perhaps a snippet of a irregular life in your school or a lower aged group. Like year 2 maybe. Try making a story of some issues a foreigner may face. You could chuck in some drug dealers and have a language barrier. Like the dealer says "you want some drugs?" and the foreignet says #Some cloggs?" Something like that.