How to kill myself but make it look like an accident?

I want to kill myself but I need it to look like an accident. I want my family to receive my life insurance benefits. This kinds of cancels out my initial plan to shoot myself. And please no rants about not doing this, the decision has been made. But I do need help on this, so any insurance people out there it would be nice if you could help. I've put my family in enough financial stress as it is, I'm 28 and my policy will pay out up to $500,000.

no don't do it no no no no don't do it

first think about what you what put your family through by killing your self so i'm begging you to not do it. Things may be bad but never bad enough to take your own life..better things will come please rethink this..

Everything is replaceable but You . Money has no value in someones heart ,
But You do. I am a mom of a 28 year old ,whom I love with all my heart.
If something where to happen to him I would be devistated and the pain would never go away. You think it will help and make things better but t won't not even a little bit. There's always another way to fix problems always. Please consider your familys feelings ?
And ask for help to fix the problem. You are worth much more than any amount of $$$.

get a job

yeah.. money fixes things for people who did not previously have it. Crash your car off a cliff.. 500k is cool but a mil is better. Fuck you earth

You want to kill yourself to make it look like an accident but what make you think they can't get your computer/laptop or IP address and not see what you posting on here ? Your insurance company won't give them anything.. If you really thinking on killing yourself you are being selfish, is going to get worse for them to deal with your death, your parents at the end probably going to start committing suicide like you trying to do *SUICIDE IS NOT AN OPTION*

Suicide is always the answer. The people telling you not to kill yourself do not understand, nor will they ever. Life is miserable.

I died almost two years ago, and I wish that the nurses didn't revive me. It would be better off for everyone.

My family wouldn't miss me; they wouldn't even notice I'm gone. Go ahead. Suicide solution. Just make sure you do it in a way where they can't revive you, the jerkoffs that they are.

I watch many docuemtaries revolving situations like this and I think you should make it look like you drowned or slipped on in the bathroom giving you a fracture but honestly this is something I would do and in my opinion I think its best if we just all die 0-0.thank you people. <_>

You are all fucked up. I am going to do it and need some reasonable answers, not a bunch of BS about don't do it Ya all can kiss my behind. I need to do it and I need to find the courage to do it. Blah Blah, I don't care what people think, I need to die.

I've been. Looking this up myself and have found nothing helpful. People who say not to do it don't understand nothing that were going through on a daily basis. It's not their lives so they wouldn't know if anyone would care or not. Sure my family will be sad for a little bit but everyone moves on and gets over it. As to how to do it with out making it look intentional I am still trying to figure that out.

make it look like you drowned or something lol

I'm looking for the same answer. As my insurance doesn't pay out but just enough to pay off home mortgage, burial and what few credit card debt I have.

I'm living in pain. Crippled knees, legs, hips. Daughter is unkind and I'm raising two of three of her children. Providing a home, clothing, etc. for them. I'm getting old and working two jobs to support household expenses, provide for children.
Plus I have lived with an alcoholic husband for 30 years.

Help us please someone.

First of all. There would be very very very few reasons to ever do that. However, if you have had your insurance a certain length if time it will pay out to your family. See your policy details. If there is a terminal illness that causing you to think yo do this there are medical professionals you need to speak to about compassionate euthanasia. This however, may void life insurance payments. Your family would get back what has been paid in for premiums only. Again, check your policy details.