OMG, you really are a sick fuck, I hope you and Dr BadBeast (If that's even his real name) are called to account for your hideous and demented crimes. If it was down to me, I'd stab you full of holes, and leave you in the street so that stray dogs could hump your wounds "better". For science. You are worse than Josef Mengeles when he sewed twins together and injected their eyeballs with petrol to see if it made them more resistant to being frozen to death, then boiled back to life again. I hope a greased Badger crawls up your arse while you sleep, and gnaws your spine to little bits of bony grit, and fills your lungs up with horrible Badger piss. But that would be cruel to the Badger.
If I knew where you lived, I'd fill my car boot up with broken bottles, bundle you into it, and then take you for a long, bumpy drive to the middle of nowhere, then peg you out over the biggest Wood Ant nest I could find, smear marmalde or lemon curd all over you, and video you as the Ants slowly strip every bit of flesh from your worthless bones.
Then upload the video to YouTube as an example to other mad Scientists. Not for gratuitous jollies though, rather just as a reminder them to always remember compassion and science are not mutually exclusive. Don't mess with the Cat people. Be kind to kittens.
Answered Jan 21, 2018
Edited Jan 21, 2018