It's a terrible affliction. I have often had to beat women off with a big stick! It's no joke being as attractive, charismatic, intelligent, and magnetic as I am. Often, I tried to uglify myself, by not washing or shaving, but if anything, that made it worse. It's a gruelling, shattering ride, but I cannot deny myself this luxury any longer. I've been celibate almost, erm, . . six hours now, and I'm popping out shortly, for a shag.