Well a tip for next time: Don't assume that just because you don't get it that nobody gets it. Like you said, you're a kid, you still have a lot to learn. So here's today's lesson: You're an individual, you don't speak for everyone.
i think you spend wwaaaaay to much time cyber-bullying people than you do hanging out or doing normal stuff in reality, but that's just one KIDS opinion, thank ya very much
This should help you, it's known as The Circle of Fifths. It's a chart showing the major and minor keys, and their signatures: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Circle_of_fifths_deluxe_4.svg