How to deflate a boner the fastest?

Think about dead puppies!

Just cum

I'd rather keep mine inflated, lol.

let jorden tipple suck it

Think of something really gross?

I must admit that the best way to get rid of an erection is to masturbate. But if you are going to begin this activity, make sure you use one of those penis health cremes they have on the market nowadays. It will protect your penis skin from common irritations like chafing, dryness and even a loss of sensitivity. Sadly, these are all side effects of masturbation. Hope this info helps you.

A swift kick to the nuts should do the job in an instant, I would think.

Ice it. An erection is caused by an increase of blood flow to your penis, and ice reduces blood flow. By icing your crotch area, you will reduce the blood flow and thus your erection will go down.

slam it in a door or thwack the end of it.