Looking for a snake big enough to swallow me

I'm looking for a snake owner somewhere near me that would like to feed me to their snake hmu with some replies. I live in NL (near as in up to and around us and Canada)

I'm 5 foot 7, and a skinny, 97 pound 14 year old. I don't care how it has to happen as long as it does, as long as I get eaten by a snake. I understand the risks, and while I would prefer to get out alive, it probably won't happen. I live in bethel, connecticut, and email me at [email protected] if you can help. I will pay you back in any way possible, money, possessions, sex, anything if you can make this happen.

I don't know where else to look. If I did I'd look to help you because you're considering to help me with getting myself eaten.

Hello, I am 14 male and I have a pet 19-foot reticulated python. I would be willing to have it eat someone, email me at [email protected]

Yeah, get in touch if you have a snake and come across here, I'm looking to be snake chow too.

[email protected]

(Hey Riley.)

I don't care how it has to happen as long as it does, as long as I get eaten by a snake. I understand the risks, and while I would prefer to get out alive, it probably won't happen. if you can help. I will pay you back in any way possible, money, possessions, sex, anything if you can make this happen.or crocodiles or gator EAT ME !!!!! OMG PAY U !! LOVE SEE ME GET EAT U CAN tie me down let them eat me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to be eaten by anything, please message my kik darkdragon2870

Boa Constrictors are one of the largest snakes in the world, along with the Reticulated Python and Anaconda. Boas are non-poisonous but just as deadly.https://frencoltd.com/