Looking for a snake big enough to swallow me

I'm looking for a snake owner somewhere near me that would like to feed me to their snake hmu with some replies. I live in NL (near as in up to and around us and Canada)
Somevore
Asked Nov 06, 2017

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I'm 5 foot 7, and a skinny, 97 pound 14 year old. I don't care how it has to happen as long as it does, as long as I get eaten by a snake. I understand the risks, and while I would prefer to get out alive, it probably won't happen. I live in bethel, connecticut, and email me at swaglordllama@gmail.com if you can help. I will pay you back in any way possible, money, possessions, sex, anything if you can make this happen.
vorefanatic
Answered 5 days ago

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