Looking for a snake big enough to swallow me

I'm looking for a snake owner somewhere near me that would like to feed me to their snake hmu with some replies. I live in NL (near as in up to and around us and Canada)
Asked Nov 06, 2017
[email protected], I'm looking to be eaten by a snake, help me out
Try Jesus
I'm 5 foot 7, and a skinny, 97 pound 14 year old. I don't care how it has to happen as long as it does, as long as I get eaten by a snake. I understand the risks, and while I would prefer to get out alive, it probably won't happen. I live in bethel, connecticut, and email me at [email protected] if you can help. I will pay you back in any way possible, money, possessions, sex, anything if you can make this happen.
Answered Dec 07, 2017
I don't know where else to look. If I did I'd look to help you because you're considering to help me with getting myself eaten.
Answered Jan 01, 2018
Can you help me also look if your not eaten already by a snake lol
Hello, I am 14 male and I have a pet 19-foot reticulated python. I would be willing to have it eat someone, email me at [email protected]
Answered Jan 08, 2018
You email doesn't exist
yeah I deleted it my snake died :(
Darn I would have let it eat me
yeah I really wanted to see it eat someone too
Wish I would have known sooner
Yeah, get in touch if you have a snake and come across here, I'm looking to be snake chow too.

[email protected]

(Hey Riley.)
Answered Feb 24, 2018

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