Can you feed me to your snake please?

I am looking for someone that owns a large constricting snake that is capable of swallowing a human whole.

I want to be swallowed alive inside it and I will make a lovely meal for your pet, you wont need to feed it for months afterwards.

If you dont own a snake but love the idea, maybe you can take me somewhere in the wild where they are and feed me to it and watch as it coils and swallows me whole.

If this interests you, please contact me on [email protected]

Thank you
Asked Jan 07, 2017
I'm 5 foot 7, and a skinny, 97 pound 14 year old. I don't care how it has to happen as long as it does, as long as I get eaten by a snake. I understand the risks, and while I would prefer to get out alive, it probably won't happen. I live in bethel, connecticut, and email me at [email protected] if you can help.
Answered Dec 11, 2017
Hello, I am 14 male and I have a pet 19-foot reticulated python. I would be willing to have it eat someone, email me at [email protected]
Answered Jan 08, 2018

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