Are you a snake owner that can feed me to your snake?

I'm wondering if there are owners of giant snakes that will allow me to become a willing meal for their serpent. I wish to be able to enter the animal alive and relatively unharmed. I wish to feel the insides of the snake, let is consume me, let it digest me. I wish to benefit this stronger creature and fuel it. It has been my dream to do this. (You can film if you wish ;3).
If you are into granting me my wish, please answer with the type of snake ,how big it is, and at least the state you are in, and a contact so I can call upon you when the time is right.
Asked Dec 21, 2016
Edited Dec 25, 2016

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I'm also looking for any owners with a snake large enough to swallow me naked and digest me. Even if it just constricts me, you can watch/film the snake squeezing me to death. Completely willing meal.
Answered 9 days ago

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