Is there anyone who can feed me to their snake?

I'm looking for someone who has a very large snake, like a reticulated python or burmese python, and also willing to let me be it's food. I'd happily give what I'd be leaving behind in exchange.
Asked Oct 02, 2016
What if I ate you instead?
Answered Dec 16, 2016
What's your email?
Can I be swallowed by you ?
JakeRey Apr 10, 2017
Yes I'll swallow you email me
Looking to be swallowed by a snake,, I want this
Answered Dec 10, 2017
I'm 5 foot 7, and a skinny, 97 pound 14 year old. I don't care how it has to happen as long as it does, as long as I get eaten by a snake. I understand the risks, and while I would prefer to get out alive, it probably won't happen. I live in bethel, connecticut, and email me at if you can help.
Answered Dec 11, 2017
Hello, I am 14 male and I have a pet 19-foot reticulated python. I would be willing to have it eat someone, email me at
Answered Jan 08, 2018
Yeah, get in touch if you have a snake and come across here, I'm looking to be snake chow too.
Answered Feb 24, 2018

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