I'm at school and need to summon a demon but I don't have any materials! please! it's very serious!?

Ok, so I'm not in school exactly. I'm on OSS (out of school suspension) and when you're on OSS at my school they just send you to a different school with a room for OSS kids. We just sit here all day at our own cubicle from 8am to 2pm. We get a bathroom break at 10am and another one at 12:15pm. And we get a sack lunch at 11:45am. Anyways, right now it is 9:20am and I have to come here again tomorrow too. Anyways to the point. I'm just sitting here. I've been wanting to summon a demon for a long time and I plan on summoning one (or more) of the 72 demons from the Ars Goetia. I never have time to do it at home, epically with all of my family being christian they would all completely flip there *****. I'm 15 by the way. I should also add that I have never summoned one before. I have drawn the sigil for Paimon, and since we get a laptop while we are here I could google and trace more. My big question though is how can I do it just sitting here? It's not like I can just get up and make a circle or pentagram on the school floor and light some candles. Is there a way that I can do it just sitting here at my desk? THE REASON I AM SUMMONING THEM IS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT AND PERSONAL(my girlfriend might get pregnant. condom was only rolled on half my dick instead of all of it and it slipped off inside. luckily it was still hanging out when she got home and it wasn't lost in there.She is 13)! And I've got more than 1 thing to ask and talk about. Anyways thanks. Reply soon :)

I would also like to add that I recently left Christianity for spiritual satanism. Don't tell me that I need Jesus or anything like that. Also nobody tell me that it's impossible to summon a demon or that they aren't real. Legitimate answers only please.
Asked Feb 09, 2016
OMS = o my satan (ahem)

Sorry but I just happen to notice... YOU FREAKING EXACTLY LIKE ME!!!!!
thats awsome. My family are Chistian too. I hate god, everything about him. Every time someone mentions his name I get mad. But, anyways. I want to know too. I have the stuff but I cant sneak it into school vary easly. Unless, my friends are in on it. I also want to join a cult. I sounds fun. Also... I need a little help too. Ummmm, I kinda summoned... a demon I need to get rid of. But the only problem is... the demon is... how do I say this... Lucifer. I like to have him around in all but, honestly. He's a little annoying. Like did you know demons snore? It's incredibly annoying. Not just that. I like to not be noticed at school. AND HE HAUNTS PEOPLE!! Then they blame it on me. I even got in trouble for it. I'm 13 and in 7th grade rn. IT SUCKS! He's nice and all but seriously... help.
Well tell him that the purpose of the summoning was fulfilled and he may leave now
Raist1n Oct 30, 2018
I would suggest to Draw a Pentagram on a Piece of Paper while sitting at your desk and then Summon it that way.But googling it might also help
Answered Feb 09, 2016
I would be very very careful if I were you, I know you dont care but if you summon the wrong demon it can have very bad effects on you, when you summon a demon you must give him something in return, if you dont give him something in return he can turn on you and you will basically freak the fuck out. I would download a private vpn firstly, so no one can track you down and then proceed searching for summoning.
Answered Jan 08, 2017
finally someone who knows demons and spirits r real
what the fuck
Answered Feb 03, 2017
The short answer:

The long answer:
That isn't a good idea.
Answered Feb 20, 2017
First of all you have to make a sacrifice. I would suggest this by first drawing a pentagram on your desk. It has to cover the whole desk so it's large enough. If you want to sacrifice the child draw a picture of a baby and some stuff related to it. Then you must say drater kcid a ckus 5 times with your hands in a triangle standing On the picture of the baby and standing in the middle of the pentagram. Good luck summoning the demon
Answered Apr 26, 2017
It's pretty simple, all you have to do is sit on a cross legged position on the chair (make sure the teacher doesn't notice) and hold your hands up chant quietly, demon I am waiting, demon I am waiting, demon I am waiting for about 5 times. After softly changing that you need to yell out TAKE ME! (Make sure when you yell that out, it has to be very loud your calling for the demon) the demon should appear in Front of you but you won't be at the school, you'll be in some alternate dimetion. You have to bring something with you, like some sort of sacrifice, maybe even promise the child. If it doesn't work the first time, try and draw pentograms or the demons symbol on your desk. REMEMBER you can only summon the demon once AND it's very dangerous so keep your cool around which ever one you summoned, good luck.
Answered Aug 10, 2017
just draw a pentagram and chant,good luck ps get a sacrafice first.
Answered Sep 06, 2017
boi I’m callin a priest. ur cancelled. not today Satan. gotta throw the whole oss room away now πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Answered Oct 25, 2017
Ty drawing a pentagram on your desk and chanting something relating to the demon. Have a sacrifice on standby Justin case
Answered Jul 12, 2018
Just dump her, Leave her pregnant
Answered Jul 19, 2018
i am a 46 year old man and I currently rule the demon world. I did this with sacrificing millions of children in one go.

By jizzing in a pentagram.
Answered Aug 13, 2019
Draw a red pentagram upside down on literally whatever and chant the demons name. He should appear. If he doesn’t then you have lost control of the demon that was getting summoned so that they could haunt you.
Answered Aug 15, 2019

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