Please, could u feed me to ur snake?

I'm serious about this. I want to be ur snake's meal. Email me at [email protected] if you have a snake or know someone who does that can eat me.

what the fluck?!?!? are you trying to kill yourself?!?! WELL DON'T!!!

Still looking?

Would love to be eaten. With an audience if possible.

I am looking to get eaten by a snake. I will do absolutely anything if you can make this happen. I am a male, 5 foot 7, 93 pounds, and have a 29 inch slim waist. I live in Bethel, Connecticut, but I cannot travel much. Anything I could possibly do for you I will if you can make this happen! Email me at [email protected] if you can help!