Why am I having bad luck with technologies?

My tablet don't work, my cell phone don't get charged and my computer keyboard don't types. The only way I can types yhis wa because copy and paste word by word but it takes to long do it this way. My boyfriend telling me to speak to him on facebook because we are in a long distances relationships but how can types my boyfriend back, and tell him that I will speak to him in two because my my table will be fix in two weeks .and what can I do so h e don't think I forgot about him, what is another way to communicate with him that don't evolved technology or typing for
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Write a letter, use a phonebox, use someones elses phone, ask a librarian if you could use their phone, use a library's computer and write to him there or there is always shouting really loud to see if he hears you.