Can anyone help me get swallowed alive by a snake

I really want to be swallowed by a snake and come out alive either being cut out, inducing vomiting or coming out alive the other end im being serious! if you know how I can pull this off or want to help me pull it off please put your answer down on this question no negative commenting either I dont need to be told im weird please I want to be swallowed by a snake ill even let you video tape it! also dont tell me ill be squeezed to death because snakes have eaten people before without killing them!

how big are you?

Why do you want to do that it's crazy but that's your choice. I want to be a vampire

Contact me a liljoey955@gmail.com if u have a snake in the USA that can eat me alive.

I wanna be eaten

Take a little field trip to.. Oh, I don't know... Northern Argentina? Just get lost in some jungle, find a big snake, and don't forget your camera crew.

Would be fun to watch

Its easy

Step 1 buy a big snake

2 put salt over you

3 take your snake to bed with you

4 try and get it to start swollowing your head

5 let it swollow you

6 when it gets to the point when your feet are dangling out of its mouth move your feet up and down

7 it will finish you off with a giant bite to your feet

That's all u need to do but the main thing is u need to be eaten bare footed its easyer for the snake to eat your toes and your feet will be the best thing of all for the snake

I own a 26ft reticulated python :)

want to been eaten by big snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. I my life suck ass . I need be eaten for REAL NO LIES OR FAKE , I will come there for you snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. you arrange it . hyenasex_1@yahoo.com email. please u can watch me too ,

I'm 5 foot 7, and a skinny, 97 pound 14 year old. I don't care how it has to happen as long as it does, as long as I get eaten by a snake. I understand the risks, and while I would prefer to get out alive, it probably won't happen. I live in bethel, connecticut, and email me at swaglordllama@gmail.com if you can help. My payback is anything you want, whether it be money, possessions, or sexual desire, i'll do anything to get this done.

Hello, I am 14 male and I have a pet 19-foot reticulated python. I would be willing to have it eat someone, email me at snakeowner8233@gmail.com

Yeah, get in touch if you have a snake and come across here, I'm looking to be snake chow too.

disposabledogstud@gmail.com

ME TOO I'm dream of becoming someones or somethings food.