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Can anyone help me get swallowed alive by a snake

I really want to be swallowed by a snake and come out alive either being cut out, inducing vomiting or coming out alive the other end im being serious! if you know how I can pull this off or want to help me pull it off please put your answer down on this question no negative commenting either I dont need to be told im weird please I want to be swallowed by a snake ill even let you video tape it! also dont tell me ill be squeezed to death because snakes have eaten people before without killing them!

fordfurious

Asked Aug 05, 2013

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I have a problem that is the opposite. Please help.

Wallace Aug 17, 2013

you know, the survival rate for [a snake that is large enough that it could eat you]'s constriction would be nil. I would know, considering I made an algebraic equation that allows me to see the smallest size a snake could be and still eat me.

I know a way to prevent constriction of the upper body (and thus, the important organs), if you want to know.

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how big are you?

Wallace

Answered Aug 17, 2013

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im not to big I am tall but have medium sized shoulders I plan to slim down before I get swallowed by a snake but I would fit down the snakes mouth and belly just fine why do you have any way of helping me with this??

fordfurious Aug 25, 2013

Email me at liljoey955@gmail.com I want to be ur snake's meal!

liljoey678 May 02, 2014

Why do you want to do that it's crazy but that's your choice. I want to be a vampire

Frederick0

Answered Nov 05, 2013

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Contact me a liljoey955@gmail.com if u have a snake in the USA that can eat me alive.

liljoey678

Answered May 02, 2014

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I wanna be eaten

DrakeHusky15

Answered May 13, 2014

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Would you be willing to be eaten by a person? I'd like to have you in my stomach

Bowser1017 May 16, 2014

I am.

liljoey678 May 23, 2014

Someone eat me!

liljoey678 Jun 18, 2014

Depends if the person can swallow you alive or not :P

markshep50 Jan 07, 2017

Take a little field trip to.. Oh, I don't know... Northern Argentina? Just get lost in some jungle, find a big snake, and don't forget your camera crew.

imawsomeh1000

Answered Jun 25, 2014

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Would be fun to watch

KimberlyHaynes

Answered Sep 11, 2014

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Its easy

Step 1 buy a big snake

2 put salt over you

3 take your snake to bed with you

4 try and get it to start swollowing your head

5 let it swollow you

6 when it gets to the point when your feet are dangling out of its mouth move your feet up and down

7 it will finish you off with a giant bite to your feet

That's all u need to do but the main thing is u need to be eaten bare footed its easyer for the snake to eat your toes and your feet will be the best thing of all for the snake

hungrysnake

Answered Oct 20, 2014

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I own a 26ft reticulated python :)

snakeowner3

Answered May 17, 2015

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I'm ur snakes food

liljoey678 May 26, 2015

Hey!! Eat me!!!

Bowser1017 May 31, 2015

want to been eaten by big snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. I my life suck ass . I need be eaten for REAL NO LIES OR FAKE , I will come there for you snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. you arrange it . hyenasex_1@yahoo.com email. please u can watch me too ,

hyena69 Nov 25, 2015

eat me please too....

Jennyhotfd Mar 06, 2016

Jenny let me eat you!!

Bowser1017 Mar 11, 2016

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want to been eaten by big snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. I my life suck ass . I need be eaten for REAL NO LIES OR FAKE , I will come there for you snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. you arrange it . hyenasex_1@yahoo.com email. please u can watch me too ,

hyena69

Answered Nov 25, 2015

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ME TOO I'm dream of becoming someones or somethings food.

Bowser1017

Answered Jan 10, 2014

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Hey have u thought about buying one of the giant snakes from the zoo? I know where I live they had one that could no doubt eat u. And if u do I'll be more then happy to test it out for u so u can kinda know what to expect. Video tape me naked being eaten and masturbating, slowly being swallowed whole until my feet dissenter down it's throat..u can watch it over and over

Bowser1017 Jan 19, 2014

If anyone knows a place, knows someone, or has a large snake that could eat a person, I am willing to pay for the experience of being eaten. I do not mind the pain, or the cost. Serious inquiries only to shwpony@yahoo.com
Let me lighten your snake food expenses.

TheFeeder Sep 11, 2014

i want to been eaten by big snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. I my life suck ass . I need be eaten for REAL NO LIES OR FAKE , I will come there for you snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. you arrange it . hyenasex_1@yahoo.com email. please u can watch me too ,

hyena69 Nov 25, 2015

want to been eaten by big snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. I my life suck ass . I need be eaten for REAL NO LIES OR FAKE , I will come there for you snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. you arrange it . hyenasex_1@yahoo.com email. please u can watch me too ,

hyena69 Nov 25, 2015

Like I said up there, don't get eaten by snakes. If you are suicidal, contact the suicide hotline or www.samaritans.com You always have a reason to live, no matter what.

UnclePaul894 Sep 14, 2016

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