Can anyone help me get swallowed alive by a snake

I really want to be swallowed by a snake and come out alive either being cut out, inducing vomiting or coming out alive the other end im being serious! if you know how I can pull this off or want to help me pull it off please put your answer down on this question no negative commenting either I dont need to be told im weird please I want to be swallowed by a snake ill even let you video tape it! also dont tell me ill be squeezed to death because snakes have eaten people before without killing them!
fordfurious
Asked Aug 05, 2013
I have a problem that is the opposite. Please help.
Wallace Aug 17, 2013
you know, the survival rate for [a snake that is large enough that it could eat you]'s constriction would be nil. I would know, considering I made an algebraic equation that allows me to see the smallest size a snake could be and still eat me.

I know a way to prevent constriction of the upper body (and thus, the important organs), if you want to know.

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how big are you?
Wallace
Answered Aug 17, 2013
im not to big I am tall but have medium sized shoulders I plan to slim down before I get swallowed by a snake but I would fit down the snakes mouth and belly just fine why do you have any way of helping me with this??
Email me at liljoey955@gmail.com I want to be ur snake's meal!
Why do you want to do that it's crazy but that's your choice. I want to be a vampire
Frederick0
Answered Nov 05, 2013
Contact me a liljoey955@gmail.com if u have a snake in the USA that can eat me alive.
liljoey678
Answered May 02, 2014
I wanna be eaten
DrakeHusky15
Answered May 13, 2014
Would you be willing to be eaten by a person? I'd like to have you in my stomach
I am.
Someone eat me!
Depends if the person can swallow you alive or not :P
Take a little field trip to.. Oh, I don't know... Northern Argentina? Just get lost in some jungle, find a big snake, and don't forget your camera crew.
imawsomeh1000
Answered Jun 25, 2014
Edited Jun 25, 2014
Would be fun to watch
KimberlyHaynes
Answered Sep 11, 2014
Its easy

Step 1 buy a big snake

2 put salt over you

3 take your snake to bed with you

4 try and get it to start swollowing your head

5 let it swollow you

6 when it gets to the point when your feet are dangling out of its mouth move your feet up and down

7 it will finish you off with a giant bite to your feet

That's all u need to do but the main thing is u need to be eaten bare footed its easyer for the snake to eat your toes and your feet will be the best thing of all for the snake
hungrysnake
Answered Oct 20, 2014
I own a 26ft reticulated python :)
snakeowner3
Answered May 17, 2015
I'm ur snakes food
Hey!! Eat me!!!
want to been eaten by big snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. I my life suck ass . I need be eaten for REAL NO LIES OR FAKE , I will come there for you snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. you arrange it . hyenasex_1@yahoo.com email. please u can watch me too ,
hyena69 Nov 25, 2015
eat me please too....
Jenny let me eat you!!
want to been eaten by big snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. I my life suck ass . I need be eaten for REAL NO LIES OR FAKE , I will come there for you snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. you arrange it . hyenasex_1@yahoo.com email. please u can watch me too ,
hyena69
Answered Nov 25, 2015
ME TOO I'm dream of becoming someones or somethings food.
Bowser1017
Answered Jan 10, 2014
Hey have u thought about buying one of the giant snakes from the zoo? I know where I live they had one that could no doubt eat u. And if u do I'll be more then happy to test it out for u so u can kinda know what to expect. Video tape me naked being eaten and masturbating, slowly being swallowed whole until my feet dissenter down it's throat..u can watch it over and over
If anyone knows a place, knows someone, or has a large snake that could eat a person, I am willing to pay for the experience of being eaten. I do not mind the pain, or the cost. Serious inquiries only to shwpony@yahoo.com
Let me lighten your snake food expenses.
i want to been eaten by big snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. I my life suck ass . I need be eaten for REAL NO LIES OR FAKE , I will come there for you snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. you arrange it . hyenasex_1@yahoo.com email. please u can watch me too ,
hyena69 Nov 25, 2015
want to been eaten by big snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. I my life suck ass . I need be eaten for REAL NO LIES OR FAKE , I will come there for you snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. you arrange it . hyenasex_1@yahoo.com email. please u can watch me too ,
hyena69 Nov 25, 2015
Like I said up there, don't get eaten by snakes. If you are suicidal, contact the suicide hotline or www.samaritans.com You always have a reason to live, no matter what.

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