I found a lighter.

And I read tht u can smoke sage n get high, so I made a pipe cuz I saw the how to, n it work, n I took some sage n put it I there n smoked it, cuz I can't smoke weed cuz my parents will smell it on me. But I didn't get high, but I did everything right n I got a lot of really nice smoke n it smells good, but all tht aside I'm not high. I mean it made me feel cool to u kno b smokin cuz a lot of ppl in the music I listen to smoke, except they can get real drugs. Lucky ***es well yea it made me feel like a mini them, n if I had some dope instead of tht other stuff I'd feel even more like a mini them. It lit good n everything, thts not the problem. Its tht I'm not high, why am I not high?

Cuz thwy either lied or didn't kno wtf they were talkin about or u didn't have the right kind of sage. Ik what pipe ur talkin bout to I think. The aluminum foil method? U see I looked up how to make a pipe, found it, then was like u kno what? This isn't worth killin my lungs. So then I put bubble solution in it and blew bubbles :-) I guess thts a little kid thing tho, n I shudnt b such a dweeb n shud have been more manly n smoked something tho. But the bubbles were really fun :-) idk, seems like more fun than lying to parents, getting lung cancer, n walkin around stinky n coughin all the time, but thts jus me, I was like I wanna smoke weed too, but I said I shud b a kid now, n I'll wait till I'm grown to smoke.