Balls head?

I have a ballsack on my face, its huge it covers most of my forehead and its hairy and ppl always call me ugly and I can't score no chicks. Sometimes ppl poke my ballsack too. Its weird. I'm in shape and I'm smart but ppl say the ballsack makes me ugly but without it id be So hot. I want to cut it off but too much pressure hurts it. And one time I swear it spoke to me. Help. Its also really hard to wash and I hate summer because heat makes it all hot and sweaty and it hangs over my eyes and its hard to see. And some ppl call me a mutant and I don't like tht.