Does anyone have a pet snake that would like to eat me?

Does anyone have a big snake that would love to eat me? I'm 95 pound juicy human and wants to become snake food. I don't care where the snake starts consuming me but I prefer being eaten alive with out being coiled up and being eaten from the feet up (so I can have the full experience). It has always Been my dream to be eaten by a snake!!! I will do anything to make your Snake feel comfortable well he consumes me. You can even season me if you want to!!!If you want to you can even rub me with animal fur so I smell more good tasting to to the snake. I will even enter the snake unclothed so your snake can digest me better. I am totally serious about this!!! I would like my snake consumer in the USA and near arizona. I would like to know how big the snake eater is and I would love to see a photo of it so I get more motivated. You can even fatten me up more!!! There is only one of me so be the first to make SNAKE FOOD!! I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE EATEN BY THE SNAKE!!!! I wonder what it would feel like to be digested. Also wonder what being in a snake feels. I WANT TO BE EATEN BY YOUR PET SNAKE!!!
Asked Mar 26, 2012
I can help
Are you for real? Where can I find you?
Blood, do you have a snake that can eat me? Email me at
want to been eaten by big snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. I my life suck ass . I need be eaten for REAL NO LIES OR FAKE , I will come there for you snake or crawling in crocodile's mouth. you arrange it . email. please u can watch me too ,
I'm afraid all you would get out of the experience is a giant hug. A constricting snake, loops its body around it's prey and uses its powerful muscles to squeeze its victim until it can no longer inflate its lungs to breathe, causing suffocation. You would never get the chance to feel what it's like to be eaten, only what it's like to be suffocated or drowned in the case of a green anaconda or "water boa."
Answered Mar 26, 2012
Edited Mar 26, 2012
you also wouldnt feel yourself being digested.
That all depends on the handlers knowledge and expertise of snakes and their feeding habits. In the wild, you most definitely won't live past constriction. In captivity, there are many variables that come into play.
Bypassing fatal constriction, but not all constriction is somewhat easy. Having air once your head is inside, is slightly more difficult.
Are you serious?
Answered Jul 05, 2012
No they aren't, these snake questions are believed to be funny by those who ask it, and these questions are repeatedly asked.
Why do you want to be eaten by a snake
rcr12 Mar 24, 2014
If you think the question was funny, then you are one of those people who choose "truth" rather than "dare"
Daring yourself to do can lead to greater insight, and knowledge of the world.
I want to be eaten by a snake I an a 16 year old male and I really want this ill do what ever it takes ill go in naked I just wanna be come a snakes big meal please if anyone has one and wanna talk about it then ok ill be happy to pay as well
Answered Jan 11, 2013
voreman are you still looking to be eaten? because I do to. I could figure out something for us!!
I wanna be eaten by a snake! If u can help me my email is
Well I can say this I know I'm not small enough to be a snake snack but I would love to find out what its like to be coiled by one. Starting at my feet and letting it go up as far as it can on me. But like I said I know I'm not small enough to be swallowed by a large python but to let it try to take one of my legs so I can sit there and watch it and feel what happens I've done lots of research on how to get my leg out after it takes all it can I would like to find out for real. Till that day comes all I have is my imagination and lots of artwork online. Take care and good luck hope I can find out for myself if there is anybody near Houston, Texas lets chat and see what can happen later. Cayne
Answered Feb 23, 2013
hey I want to be swallowed to msg me on ehelp we can chat about it!!
Answered Jul 21, 2013
hey snakepleaseeatme are u still looking to be eaten?
Answered Aug 05, 2013
I wanna get eaten by a snake irl. Email me if u can get me eaten by a snake in the USA!
if any one has got a pet snake I like to be his food I be naked and it can eat me so if you live in bristol got a nice place put snake inside I go round your place so if you go out just leave me with the snake than I can strip off naked lay down on the flour and let the snake eat me so when you come back I be inside the snake so all you need to get ride of is my trouser and the rest of my cloths so if you want you can watch your snake eat me or go out for a few hours I want to be the snakes food so you need not feed the snake as it will eat me
Answered Aug 28, 2013 email me :p I live near Bristol
U won't get eaten but yout feet might if u ent carefull
Answered Oct 19, 2013
i feel the same way I want to be swallowed alive by a snake im 5ft 1in around 110 pounds and I would love to be swallowed alive by a snake feet first
Answered Nov 26, 2013
R u male or female?
I want that too .... with the feet first :-)
Same here! Want to be a snakes meal.
I'm with you guys too. I want to become snake food. Alive & feet first.
I would like to see something as video
Answered Dec 04, 2013
Just reading the Question and comments..Words cannot explain.

Answered Dec 17, 2013
Answered Dec 18, 2013
I've always wanted to become a snakes meal too. Please eat me someone?
Answered Jan 10, 2014
I can eat you :3
WTF are you out of your mind that is so dumb. yes I have a snake it is reb belly black and it will not want to eat you.
Answered Jan 10, 2014
Hey it's not stupid lol it's vore some of us can't help it. I bet I could get u into it.
Vorephilia is a rare philia (okay, genius, I know) which makes you get reeeaaaally damned hot by seeing/imagining something related to a life form being eaten alive. There are people who feel more excitated about both being eaten (preys, in related jargon), being the one eating (preds), or just seeing it in third person (dk).
There's a lot of art made by voreaphiles about practically everything you can imagine but plenty of voreaphile people notice the thing while seeing weird things in youtube or watching a film's special effects (I got a boner while seeing MIB when I didn't even know what was a boner. I asked my father if that meant I was a alien >.<).
For practically all 'preys', being eaten by a snake is like, I dunno, maybe having a threesome with the two hottest girls in the world, later the 'it implies dying' thing comes up, more strongly when you realize that the snake would surely kill you BEFORE swallowing you (yes, that feels like real shit when you first know about it) but we preys are, in survival terms, lucky that snakes are far from the medium man, otherwise maybe some of us would have been diggested by now and if other preys are as sweet and nice as I am, that would have been a shame =^w^=
(if you are casually wondering what it feels to like seeing an animal die in 'hands' of an african rock python, or even have the awfuller death ever being diggested alive; You feel fucking heartless. It's hard to get used to it.)
(also, at least for me, it's been a problem with the couple thing, I'm almost an adult and I found myself some months ago doubting about my own sexuality because I had practically never looked at normal porn or interested the way some people describe in women, but as the gender is not decisive in swallowing, some of you could get really disturbed if I uploaded some things that I found damn hot when I first saw them. Seriously, my libido is so fucked up that everytime I see both normal porn or vore I start arguing myself about if that's hot for my natural unsconscius mind or if I've alienated it so much that it no longer can identify real subjective hottness and I should never look at it again, preventing me from being relaxed enought to get hot. Shit, I've a problem, plz if anyone of you have lived this, answer me.)
Answered Jan 25, 2014
i want someone to come into my home when im not there and wait for me then eat me when im naked and horny and vaunerable. ill even give my address and leave all my windows and doors unlocked
Easy way to get everything stealed from your house :D :D :D glad you haven't put your address right on your account info here. Srsly, it might be possible to make some money tricking the right people...

PD: just in case that was a direct indirect, I'm a prey and a so far from the USA one.
You may think I'm kind of silly for even thinking of it srsly but, haven't you wondered what people could end up doing in order to mid-satisfy some impossible fetish? :|
ill eat u and yes I have lol I want it sooo bad.
Massive anaconda snake here in uk can eat. Humans so intrested email me

Be aware. Snake will constrict ,

Email a pic and see if u fit in snake
Answered Jan 28, 2014
im very intersted, ill email u, but id like to be swallowed whole and digested alive if u can maybe help it not constrict
I want that too .... with the feet first :-)
Jenny I'll eat you feet first, message me
sighn me up but I to want to eaten and digested alive!
Ok if your willing maybe you could contact me and I'd love to eat you alive, I love the taste of feet and I'd love to have you trapped inside my stomach naked digesting. Would you mind giving me a blow job/ hand job first or do you just want to stick to being food ?
You have no idea how unbelievably painful that would be. (-o-=)
Answered Mar 10, 2014
It would be so amazing though I think it would feel pretty nice to be swallowed whole in its warm moist mouth coating my soft naked delicious skin into its warm stomach.
That sounds very nice. You just talked me into wanting to become snake food.
Would you like to be my food? You can just lye there as I swallow you whole naked and pleasure you until your inside my stomach making me nice and full. And you can digest slowly as I play with you my bulge in my stomach and masturbate until your gone
If you are looking for it to be painless, then you are all sadly mistaken. Vore is not like the cartoons..If you aren't serious you should be looking.
It WILL hurt, so do yourself a favor and load up on the painkillers. Novocain would be recommended, but then you wouldn't feel anything else.
I however do not mind the pain and I am open to experimentation
mail me at
The thing crushes its prey before it its eat. You wouldn't feel your body being eaten
Answered Apr 27, 2014
Is it completely impossible to train a snake to just swallow its prey? I mean if it's willing and not fighting back then why not? Get it while it's young and train it
Or hold it in place and slide yourself into its mouth and let it just eat me
I'm down! I wanna be eaten by a snake, but I live in the USA.
My email is Contact me if u can help me!
It isn't impossible. You just need to figure out how to trick the snake to thinking your outstretched arms, or feet are the "head" of the prey. If you bind a prey animal between your feet, the snake will feel inclined to strike at the feet first therefore constricting the lower waist, and legs.
Yes this WILL hurt. You will have teeth in your feet, and the snake may dislocate your hips through constriction...but you will not be dead.
Just remember your painkillers or Novocain, because as the snake swallows you, every inch will hurt because of the needle sharp teeth dragging the snake up your body.

Answered May 16, 2014
i also want to get eaten by a snake, 15 years old, 230 pounds, fat/weird kid, about 5'8-5'9, want to be swallowed feet first and alive NO CONSTRICTION, no hopes of getting a gf, I want to get cut out or be able to get out alive, I live near NY, if anyone can help me live my dream, please contact me at
Answered May 26, 2014
Skinny male, 5'9'' looking to get swallowed. I know a way to bypass the constriction, and make it easier for the snake to get its jaws over my shoulders.
You could consider me free food for your snake, and another paycheck saved.

Send me an email at if you have a large snake.
I am located in the US, and can travel.
Answered Sep 02, 2014
I own a large reticulated python if you're interested
I would feed myself to your snake, if anyone had a big one in Cali
Answered Nov 06, 2014
im so willing!
Answered Dec 27, 2014
I own a pretty large burmese python about 26ft.
Answered May 17, 2015
Let it eat me

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you know, I have a solution to the death problem and constriction problem, if you don't mind losing whatever snake is used.
Answered Oct 01, 2015
You just have two compartments, with a hole only 2-4 inches around (diameter-wise) more than you on the ground so you can lay down, with an (optional) door between the rooms. one room should be where the snake is housed, another is either another snake-friendly room, or just another room. You also have a plastic tube of whatever size you deem best for breathing, and you have one end hooked up on the wall somewhere out of the way and not cloggable, and an end that you can fit into your mouth. You also need a knife, whether switchblade or retractable.
Hypothesis(not tested yet) is that you make you feet appetizing by sticking them in chicken broth, then you put the bottom half of your body into the hole in the wall, snake smells chicken broth and starts to constrict the lower half of your body...
and then, when it finds that you (the prey) isn't dying, either gives up (unlikely) or starts to swallow you feet first. then, once half or more swallowed, you scoot yourself over to the breathing pipe and put the mouthpiece in your mouth and grab the knife(closed) with one of your hands & hold onto it, and allow the snake to continue to swallow you. Make sure to keep your arms up above your head, to make yourself more streamlined when you're sliding down the snake's gullet. Then, after you reach the stomach, when you get bored, or hungry, or dehydrated, or start to not want to die, you use the knife to cut your way out.

I've perfected this in my head in my perverted daydreams.

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