Does anyone have a pet snake that would like to eat me?

Does anyone have a big snake that would love to eat me? I'm 95 pound juicy human and wants to become snake food. I don't care where the snake starts consuming me but I prefer being eaten alive with out being coiled up and being eaten from the feet up (so I can have the full experience). It has always Been my dream to be eaten by a snake!!! I will do anything to make your Snake feel comfortable well he consumes me. You can even season me if you want to!!!If you want to you can even rub me with animal fur so I smell more good tasting to to the snake. I will even enter the snake unclothed so your snake can digest me better. I am totally serious about this!!! I would like my snake consumer in the USA and near arizona. I would like to know how big the snake eater is and I would love to see a photo of it so I get more motivated. You can even fatten me up more!!! There is only one of me so be the first to make SNAKE FOOD!! I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE EATEN BY THE SNAKE!!!! I wonder what it would feel like to be digested. Also wonder what being in a snake feels. I WANT TO BE EATEN BY YOUR PET SNAKE!!!

I'm afraid all you would get out of the experience is a giant hug. A constricting snake, loops its body around it's prey and uses its powerful muscles to squeeze its victim until it can no longer inflate its lungs to breathe, causing suffocation. You would never get the chance to feel what it's like to be eaten, only what it's like to be suffocated or drowned in the case of a green anaconda or "water boa."

Are you serious?

I want to be eaten by a snake I an a 16 year old male and I really want this ill do what ever it takes ill go in naked I just wanna be come a snakes big meal please if anyone has one and wanna talk about it then ok ill be happy to pay as well

Well I can say this I know I'm not small enough to be a snake snack but I would love to find out what its like to be coiled by one. Starting at my feet and letting it go up as far as it can on me. But like I said I know I'm not small enough to be swallowed by a large python but to let it try to take one of my legs so I can sit there and watch it and feel what happens I've done lots of research on how to get my leg out after it takes all it can I would like to find out for real. Till that day comes all I have is my imagination and lots of artwork online. Take care and good luck hope I can find out for myself if there is anybody near Houston, Texas lets chat and see what can happen later. Cayne

What??!

hey snakepleaseeatme are u still looking to be eaten?

if any one has got a pet snake I like to be his food I be naked and it can eat me so if you live in bristol got a nice place put snake inside I go round your place so if you go out just leave me with the snake than I can strip off naked lay down on the flour and let the snake eat me so when you come back I be inside the snake so all you need to get ride of is my trouser and the rest of my cloths so if you want you can watch your snake eat me or go out for a few hours I want to be the snakes food so you need not feed the snake as it will eat me

U won't get eaten but yout feet might if u ent carefull

i feel the same way I want to be swallowed alive by a snake im 5ft 1in around 110 pounds and I would love to be swallowed alive by a snake feet first

I would like to see something as video

Just reading the Question and comments..Words cannot explain.

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I've always wanted to become a snakes meal too. Please eat me someone?

WTF are you out of your mind that is so dumb. yes I have a snake it is reb belly black and it will not want to eat you.

Vorephilia is a rare philia (okay, genius, I know) which makes you get reeeaaaally damned hot by seeing/imagining something related to a life form being eaten alive. There are people who feel more excitated about both being eaten (preys, in related jargon), being the one eating (preds), or just seeing it in third person (dk).
There's a lot of art made by voreaphiles about practically everything you can imagine but plenty of voreaphile people notice the thing while seeing weird things in youtube or watching a film's special effects (I got a boner while seeing MIB when I didn't even know what was a boner. I asked my father if that meant I was a alien >.<).
For practically all 'preys', being eaten by a snake is like, I dunno, maybe having a threesome with the two hottest girls in the world, later the 'it implies dying' thing comes up, more strongly when you realize that the snake would surely kill you BEFORE swallowing you (yes, that feels like real shit when you first know about it) but we preys are, in survival terms, lucky that snakes are far from the medium man, otherwise maybe some of us would have been diggested by now and if other preys are as sweet and nice as I am, that would have been a shame =^w^=
(if you are casually wondering what it feels to like seeing an animal die in 'hands' of an african rock python, or even have the awfuller death ever being diggested alive; You feel fucking heartless. It's hard to get used to it.)
(also, at least for me, it's been a problem with the couple thing, I'm almost an adult and I found myself some months ago doubting about my own sexuality because I had practically never looked at normal porn or interested the way some people describe in women, but as the gender is not decisive in swallowing, some of you could get really disturbed if I uploaded some things that I found damn hot when I first saw them. Seriously, my libido is so fucked up that everytime I see both normal porn or vore I start arguing myself about if that's hot for my natural unsconscius mind or if I've alienated it so much that it no longer can identify real subjective hottness and I should never look at it again, preventing me from being relaxed enought to get hot. Shit, I've a problem, plz if anyone of you have lived this, answer me.)

Massive anaconda snake here in uk can eat. Humans so intrested email me

Be aware. Snake will constrict ,

Email a pic and see if u fit in snake

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You have no idea how unbelievably painful that would be. (-o-=)

The thing crushes its prey before it its eat. You wouldn't feel your body being eaten

Whaaaat?

i also want to get eaten by a snake, 15 years old, 230 pounds, fat/weird kid, about 5'8-5'9, want to be swallowed feet first and alive NO CONSTRICTION, no hopes of getting a gf, I want to get cut out or be able to get out alive, I live near NY, if anyone can help me live my dream, please contact me at [email protected]

Skinny male, 5'9'' looking to get swallowed. I know a way to bypass the constriction, and make it easier for the snake to get its jaws over my shoulders.
You could consider me free food for your snake, and another paycheck saved.

Send me an email at [email protected] if you have a large snake.
I am located in the US, and can travel.

I would feed myself to your snake, if anyone had a big one in Cali

im so willing!

I own a pretty large burmese python about 26ft.

you know, I have a solution to the death problem and constriction problem, if you don't mind losing whatever snake is used.

Don't do it

Does anyone have a large snake to constrict me?

I desperately want to be swallowed alive and digested by someones snake, I also wouldn't mind serving the snakes owner in any way possible if that's what it takes to become a tasty snake snack. If anyone is interested in 5'8 and 135 pounds, I will also hand over all of my savings to the snake owner in order to sweeten the deal, I don't care about constriction however I don't want to be fatally constricted, but if the snake itself wraps around my legs and breaks my legs, but swallows the rest of me whole, I'm entirely fine with that. It will further bolster the experience of not being able to escape my fate from such a beautiful and powerful hunter. Please email me at [email protected] if any of you are interested. I have plenty of time and I'd even be willing to travel in order to make this dream a reality. Any takers?

I want to be eaten by a snake too so much, problem is I live in UK. If anyone wants to chat about it please message me at [email protected]

Btw. It's [email protected]