Some boys are dicks!

God some boys really piss me off like when I go to school they call me man I'm like wtf shut up! And they I have a moustache when I don't sometimes I want to grab their hair and pull as hard as I can but it don't I do try to ignor them but they still do it when I speak or something I just want to say SHUT! UP! And mind your own bussiness your fag he looks like he's been hit by a pan but I don't say coz I'm scared they might call me moustache,monobrow,big nose, they even say oh is it against your religion to date it is but I lie coz I don't want people to think I'm a freak I have said once that it is against my religion and they were really annoying so I just said I'm lieing I don't even tell them I'm from kurdistan because I'm scared they might research it on the internet and think its iraq when its not meant to be kurdistan is meant to be a civilized country,
Any suggestions about any countrys that I can say I'm from plz I need this my school is a hell hole no one likes it but oh well, plz answer

Tell them you're from "Montrobia" and let them try to figure out where that is. :-)