Sure wish he was. All of the teeny-bopper females would then find some other object of their adoration and put this perpetual issue to bed. Since 99% of the JB traffic on Ehelp is female under 16, I think the answer is most likely no.
If he was female the comments would be, "Look at the way she dresses, and she doesn't have a sign of a boob... What do the guys see in her?" :-)