By the time you get him through potty training and the climbing on the furniture it'll be, "Dammit don't do it there," Dammit get down from there" and "Dammit use the cat scratcher, not the chair."
I used to have a cat names spaz I named him that because he was crazy and climbed all my furniture and I also named another cat dolche, I thought it suited him because he was high class lol.