How do I become a Vampire?

Are you freaking serious? I mean come on, are you FIVE or something? You've asked if one myth is true, and how to become two different mythological creatures. Seriously, these things don't exist. Just freaking grow up already, I'm sick of this.

The answer to your question is, you don't. Vampires don't exist. There are pale people who pretend to be vampires and claim they drink blood and stuff, but when you get right down to it, they're just a bunch of, well, like I said, pale people who pretend to be vampires and claim to drink blood.

Oni-Kami is right. Vampires don't exist. sorry muncado

yes they do vampires are real

Vampires are real but they arn't the one that are evil and suck your blood randomly. It was featured on National Geographic and The Tyra Banks show. You should go check it out its pretty cool. :)

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you need to be bitten by one that's what my mum says

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I don't think you want to become one. You'll have to stay out of the sun and you won't be able to eat anything with garlic. :)