Can you truly make your penis bigger permanently?

Yes of course, but you will have to continue to use any devices or exercises which you decide to use. You can look at www.asnrt.org for some tips, it helped me

i took some penis enlargment pills. unfortunatly I didnt read the small print, and now I have two dicks and a baby vagina on my right buttock.

Pills don't work. Some guys have luck with extenders and penis pumps... you could try one of these for sure. Just make sure you are using some sort of penis skin moisturizer as these devices are known to cause some pretty unpleasant penis skin irritation. Man1 Man Oil is a good one. I've used it in the past and always keep a bottle handy. You can find it online. Hope this helps.