How to deflate a boner the fastest?

Think about dead puppies!

Ice it. An erection is caused by an increase of blood flow to your penis, and ice reduces blood flow. By icing your crotch area, you will reduce the blood flow and thus your erection will go down.

slam it in a door or thwack the end of it.

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